Find out which of these #WorseMoonLandingQuotes is one giant leap for mankind on tonight’s new @midnight.
These are all amazing
I met my manic pixie dream girl last night at a fire. It’s unlikely anything will happen as a result, but it’s always nice to meet a new pretty girl
Anonymous said: Is self harm a sin?
You know what?
If God wants you to go to Ninevah and you choose to go to Tarshish, that’s sin.
If God wants you to walk with him naked in a garden and you choose to hide in the bushes eating fruit, it’s a sin.
If you play professional football and God wants you to be a full-time pastor, that’s a sin.
If you’re getting a tattoo of a rabbit and God wants you to get one of a turtle, it’s a sin.
All that to say: everything that God doesn’t want you to do is a sin. It doesn’t have to be something specifically spelled out in the Bible. All rebellion and disobedience is sin.
Do you honestly think that God wants you cutting into yourself?
But honestly, I think the talk about whether it’s a sin or not is besides the point. I think you know that God doesn’t want you to do it. That doesn’t fix your problem. The fact that it’s a sin or not is probably not stopping you from hurting yourself.
Self harm is usually a symptom of something else, so I would spend a lot of time and effort working with professionals, family and friends trying to figure out what that is and work on getting that uprooted.
With God all things are possible and every wound, every addiction, every depression and every mental illness can be healed.
The Bible says the reason Jesus came was to destroy the works of the devil. Keep believing and you will be healed and set free. Either in a day, a month, a year, 30 years or on the other side of eternity. Be faithful and God will come through.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
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"The only way you could beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck."
Ugh dating is stupid. Someone marry me already.
If you can’t gracefully admit and accept that you’re wrong about a certain topic around people you consider friends and take it as a valuable learning experience, but instead feel belittled and shamed, you’ve either surrounded yourself with the wrong people or your ego is too big.
In any case, something’s gotta change.
Jason Dueck Ages 18-22
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
And, of course:
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."
the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.